trapruka:

What did Renton say to Eureka the night Ao was conceived?

Just the tip taps tip.

What did Renton say to Eureka the night Ao was conceived?

unabating:

-angel:

“I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.”

this quote reads like an excerpt from an 18th century novel and it’s from fucking spongebob

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hapa8cellist:

spaghetticunt:

this is creepy as fuck, I’ll take 14

WAAAAAAAANT

(via dishonest)

absolita:

proctalgia:

when u try to tell ur friends a pun

when ur friend likes puns

elyuu

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cosplaygirl:

ちゃまろ(@chamaro)さん | Twitter

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but they did

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witchyroses:

ibeggedformercytwice:

viperf0x:

someones-entire-world:

mosshospital:

i just laughed so hard fuck

I’mdying

#I see someone taught the hummingbirds to use the vulcan pinch #I’m laughing so hard#OKAY SPOCKINGBIRD….

FUCSIkgjsl,ag’;rsg

Spockingbird omfg

WOA IT OPENED ITS MOUTH IVE NEVER SEEN THAT

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darylfranz:

さすが日本！「スカートめくりカレンダー」という変態カレンダーが堂々の発売ｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ（※画像あり） - ラビット速報

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kitsunecoffee:

thekumazone:

Owls may be symbols of wisdom, but they’re actually complete morons

I’M BIG DON’T TOUCH ME

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